noun \ˈhi-pə-ˌkrit\

Definition of HYPOCRITE

: a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings

That would be me. Despite my tireless rants about iphones/ipads turning people into 'techno zombies' (for the record, I still believe they do. Only now, I am one of them) I am not afraid to admit that I am totally in love with my new phone and literally have to force myself to set it down throughout the day. 
There. I said it.