Monday, November 5, 2012

Dear Public Library

I know. We are always late in our returns, but only because we have a hard time letting the books go. I fell in love with the Quilts of Gee's Bend, and somewhere in my stingy little heart I even considered keep it for myself, hiding it away and ignoring the lettered pleas for $$ and returns that would surely follow.

Don't worry, I realized how wrong that really was. Now I pledge to return what I have on my coffee table tomorrow. Quilts included. I will pay what I owe, I will not complain, and I will try my hardest to get our next batch in on time, or - a little closer to "on time" than usual.

Because straight laced 'cultured' adults don't steal books.



  1. You and me both, buddy. You and me both.

  2. haha this was adorable, "straight-laced cultured adults". i second that, we're all a bunch of criminals